The Way of War


The Way of War is a satirical poem tracing the endless arms race of human warfare, from hurled rocks to torpedoes to weapons that may one day shatter the stars. "The function of man is to live, not to exist."


               Man primeval hurled a rock,
               Torn with angry passions, he;
               To escape the which rude shock.
               Foeman ducked behind a tree.

               Man primeval made a spear,
               Swifth of death on battle field;
               Foeman fashioned other gear,
               Fought behind his hidebound shield.

               Man mediaeval built a wall,
               Said he didn't give a dam;
               Foeman not put out at all,
               Smashed it with a battering ram.

               Man mediaeval, just for fun,
               Made himself a coat of mail;
               Foeman laughed and forged a gun,
               Peppered him with iron hail.

               Modern man bethought a change,
               Cast most massive armor-plate;
               Foeman just increased his range,
               Tipped his ball to penetrate.

               Modern man, with toil untold,
               Deftly built torpedo boats;
               Foeman launched "destroyer" bold,
               Swept the sea of all that floats.

               Future man - ah! who can say? -
               May blow to smithereens our earth;
               In the course of warrior play
               Fling death across the heavens' girth.

               Future man may hurl the stars,
               Leash the comets, o'er-ride space,
               Sear the universe with scars,
               In the fight 'twixt race and race.

               Yet foeman will be just as cute -
               Amid the rain falling suns,
               Leave the world by parachute,
               And build ethereal forts and guns.

               And when the skies begin to fall
               The foeman still will new invent -
               Into a star-proof world he'll crawl,
               Heaven insured from accident.