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Men I'm Not Married To
by Dorothy Parker
No matter where my route may lie,
No matter whither I repair,
In briefβno matter how or why
Or when I go, the boys are there.
On lane and byways, street and square,
On alley, path and avenue,
They seem to spring up everywhereβ
The men I am not married to.
I watch them as they pass me by;
At each in wonderment I stare,
And, βbut for heavenβs grace,β I cry,
βThere goes the guy whose name Iβd wear!β
They represent no species rare,
They walk and talk as others do;
Theyβre fair to seeβbut only fairβ
The men I am not married to.{2}
Iβm sure that to a motherβs eye
Is each potentially a bear.
But though at home they rank ace-high,
No change of heart could I declare.
Yet worry silvers not their hair;
They deck them not with sprigs of rue.
Itβs curious how they do not careβ
The men I am not married to.
Enjoy her skewering verses about some of those men in her 1922 collection bearing the same title HERE
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