ACT V - Scene V Henry IV, Part II
A public place near Westminster Abbey.
| Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes. | |
| First Groom | More rushes, more rushes. |
| Second Groom | The trumpets have sounded twice. |
| First Groom | ’Twill be two o’clock ere they come from the coronation: dispatch, dispatch. Exeunt. |
| Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol, Bardolph, and Page. | |
| Falstaff | Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him as a’ comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me. |
| Pistol | God bless thy lungs, good knight. |
| Falstaff | Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. O, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. But ’tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. |
| Shallow | It doth so. |
| Falstaff | It shows my earnestness of affection— |
| Shallow | It doth so. |
| Falstaff | My devotion— |
| Shallow | It doth, it doth, it doth. |
| Falstaff | As it were, to ride day and night; and not to deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me— |
| Shallow | It is best, certain. |
| Falstaff | But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with desire to see him; thinking of nothing else, putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there were nothing else to be done but to see him. |
| Pistol | ’Tis “semper idem,” for “obsque hoc nihil est:” ’tis all in every part. |
| Shallow | ’Tis so, indeed. |
| Pistol |
My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver,
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| Falstaff | I will deliver her. Shouts within, and the trumpets sound. |
| Pistol | There roar’d the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds. |
| Enter the King and his train, the Lord Chief-Justice among them. | |
| Falstaff | God save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal! |
| Pistol | The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame! |
| Falstaff | God save thee, my sweet boy! |
| King | My lord chief-justice, speak to that vain man. |
| Chief-Justice | Have you your wits? know you what ’tis to speak? |
| Falstaff | My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! |
| King |
I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers;
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| Falstaff | Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound. |
| Shallow | Yea, marry, Sir John; which I beseech you to let me have home with me. |
| Falstaff | That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to him: look you, he must seem thus to the world: fear not your advancements; I will be the man yet that shall make you great. |
| Shallow | I cannot well perceive how, unless you should give me your doublet and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five hundred of my thousand. |
| Falstaff | Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you heard was but a colour. |
| Shallow | A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John. |
| Falstaff | Fear no colours: go with me to dinner: come, Lieutenant Pistol; come, Bardolph: I shall be sent for soon at night. |
| Reenter Prince John, the Lord Chief-Justice; Officers with them. | |
| Chief-Justice |
Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet:
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| Falstaff | My lord, my lord— |
| Chief-Justice |
I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon.
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| Pistol | Si fortune me tormenta, spero contenta. Exeunt all but Prince John and the Chief-Justice. |
| Lancaster |
I like this fair proceeding of the king’s:
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| Chief-Justice | And so they are. |
| Lancaster | The king hath call’d his parliament, my lord. |
| Chief-Justice | He hath. |
| Lancaster |
I will lay odds that, ere this year expire,
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