ACT V - Scene IV Much Ado About Nothing
A room in Leonato’s house.
| Enter Leonato, Antonio, Benedick, Beatrice, Margaret, Ursula, Friar Francis, and Hero. | |
| Friar | Did I not tell you she was innocent? |
| Leonato |
So are the prince and Claudio, who accused her
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| Antonio | Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. |
| Benedick |
And so am I, being else by faith enforced
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| Leonato |
Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen all,
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| Antonio | Which I will do with confirm’d countenance. |
| Benedick | Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. |
| Friar | To do what, signior? |
| Benedick |
To bind me, or undo me; one of them.
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| Leonato | That eye my daughter lent her: ’tis most true. |
| Benedick | And I do with an eye of love requite her. |
| Leonato |
The sight whereof I think you had from me,
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| Benedick |
Your answer, sir, is enigmatical:
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| Leonato | My heart is with your liking. |
| Friar | And my help. Here comes the prince and Claudio. |
| Enter Don Pedro and Claudio, and two or three others. | |
| Don Pedro | Good morrow to this fair assembly. |
| Leonato |
Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Claudio:
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| Claudio | I’ll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope. |
| Leonato | Call her forth, brother; here’s the friar ready. Exit Antonio. |
| Don Pedro |
Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what’s the matter,
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| Claudio |
I think he thinks upon the savage bull.
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| Benedick |
Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low;
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| Claudio | For this I owe you: here comes other reckonings. |
| Reenter Antonio, with the Ladies masked. | |
| Which is the lady I must seize upon? | |
| Antonio | This same is she, and I do give you her. |
| Claudio | Why, then she’s mine. Sweet, let me see your face. |
| Leonato |
No, that you shall not, till you take her hand
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| Claudio |
Give me your hand: before this holy friar,
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| Hero |
And when I lived, I was your other wife: Unmasking.
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| Claudio | Another Hero! |
| Hero |
Nothing certainer:
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| Don Pedro | The former Hero! Hero that is dead! |
| Leonato | She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived. |
| Friar |
All this amazement can I qualify;
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| Benedick | Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice? |
| Beatrice | Unmasking. I answer to that name. What is your will? |
| Benedick | Do not you love me? |
| Beatrice | Why, no; no more than reason. |
| Benedick |
Why, then your uncle and the prince and Claudio
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| Beatrice | Do not you love me? |
| Benedick | Troth, no; no more than reason. |
| Beatrice |
Why, then my cousin Margaret and Ursula
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| Benedick | They swore that you were almost sick for me. |
| Beatrice | They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. |
| Benedick | ’Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me? |
| Beatrice | No, truly, but in friendly recompense. |
| Leonato | Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. |
| Claudio |
And I’ll be sworn upon’t that he loves her;
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| Hero |
And here’s another
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| Benedick | A miracle! here’s our own hands against our hearts. Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity. |
| Beatrice | I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption. |
| Benedick | Peace! I will stop your mouth. Kissing her. |
| Don Pedro | How dost thou, Benedick, the married man? |
| Benedick | I’ll tell thee what, prince; a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No: if man will be beaten with brains, a’ shall wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. For thy part, Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised and love my cousin. |
| Claudio | I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single life, to make thee a double-dealer; which, out of question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee. |
| Benedick | Come, come, we are friends: let’s have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts and our wives’ heels. |
| Leonato | We’ll have dancing afterward. |
| Benedick | First, of my word; therefore play, music. Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife: there is no staff more reverent than one tipped with horn. |
| Enter a Messenger. | |
| Messenger |
My lord, your brother John is ta’en in flight,
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| Benedick | Think not on him till tomorrow: I’ll devise thee brave punishments for him. Strike up, pipers. Dance. Exeunt. |