ACT II - Scene I Henry VI, Part II
Saint Alban’s.
| Enter the King, Queen, Gloucester, Cardinal, and Suffolk, with Falconers halloing. | |
| Queen |
Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook,
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| King |
But what a point, my lord, your falcon made,
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| Suffolk |
No marvel, an it like your majesty,
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| Gloucester |
My lord, ’tis but a base ignoble mind
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| Cardinal | I thought as much; he would be above the clouds. |
| Gloucester |
Ay, my lord cardinal? how think you by that?
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| King | The treasury of everlasting joy. |
| Cardinal |
Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts
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| Gloucester |
What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory?
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| Suffolk |
No malice, sir; no more than well becomes
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| Gloucester | As who, my lord? |
| Suffolk |
Why, as you, my lord,
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| Gloucester | Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence. |
| Queen | And thy ambition, Gloucester. |
| King |
I prithee, peace, good queen,
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| Cardinal |
Let me be blessed for the peace I make,
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| Gloucester | Aside to Cardinal. Faith, holy uncle, would ’twere come to that! |
| Cardinal | Aside to Gloucester. Marry, when thou darest. |
| Gloucester |
Aside to Cardinal. Make up no factious numbers for the matter;
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| Cardinal |
Aside to Gloucester. Ay, where thou darest not peep: an if thou darest,
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| King | How now, my lords! |
| Cardinal |
Believe me, cousin Gloucester,
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| Gloucester | True, uncle. |
| Cardinal | Aside to Gloucester. Are ye advised? the east side of the grove? |
| Gloucester | Aside to Cardinal. Cardinal, I am with you. |
| King | Why, how now, uncle Gloucester! |
| Gloucester |
Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.
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| Cardinal |
Aside to Gloucester. Medice, teipsum—
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| King |
The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords.
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| Enter a Townsman of Saint Alban’s, crying “A miracle!” | |
| Gloucester |
What means this noise?
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| Townsman | A miracle! a miracle! |
| Suffolk | Come to the king and tell him what miracle. |
| Townsman |
Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Alban’s shrine,
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| King |
Now, God be praised, that to believing souls
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| Enter the Mayor of Saint Alban’s and his brethren, bearing Simpcox, between two in a chair, Simpcox’s Wife following. | |
| Cardinal |
Here comes the townsmen on procession,
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| King |
Great is his comfort in this earthly vale,
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| Gloucester |
Stand by, my masters: bring him near the king;
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| King |
Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance,
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| Simpcox | Born blind, an’t please your grace. |
| Wife | Ay, indeed, was he. |
| Suffolk | What woman is this? |
| Wife | His wife, an’t like your worship. |
| Gloucester | Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst have better told. |
| King | Where wert thou born? |
| Simpcox | At Berwick in the north, an’t like your grace. |
| King |
Poor soul, God’s goodness hath been great to thee:
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| Queen |
Tell me, good fellow, camest thou here by chance,
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| Simpcox |
God knows, of pure devotion; being call’d
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| Wife |
Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft
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| Cardinal | What, art thou lame? |
| Simpcox | Ay, God Almighty help me! |
| Suffolk | How camest thou so? |
| Simpcox | A fall off of a tree. |
| Wife | A plum-tree, master. |
| Gloucester | How long hast thou been blind? |
| Simpcox | O, born so, master. |
| Gloucester | What, and wouldst climb a tree? |
| Simpcox | But that in all my life, when I was a youth. |
| Wife | Too true; and bought his climbing very dear. |
| Gloucester | Mass, thou lovedst plums well, that wouldst venture so. |
| Simpcox |
Alas, good master, my wife desired some damsons,
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| Gloucester |
A subtle knave! but yet it shall not serve.
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| Simpcox | Yes, master, clear as day, I thank God and Saint Alban. |
| Gloucester | Say’st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of? |
| Simpcox | Red, master; red as blood. |
| Gloucester | Why, that’s well said. What colour is my gown of? |
| Simpcox | Black, forsooth: coal-black as jet. |
| King | Why, then, thou know’st what colour jet is of? |
| Suffolk | And yet, I think, jet did he never see. |
| Gloucester | But cloaks and gowns, before this day, a many. |
| Wife | Never, before this day, in all his life. |
| Gloucester | Tell me, sirrah, what’s my name? |
| Simpcox | Alas, master, I know not. |
| Gloucester | What’s his name? |
| Simpcox | I know not. |
| Gloucester | Nor his? |
| Simpcox | No, indeed, master. |
| Gloucester | What’s thine own name? |
| Simpcox | Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master. |
| Gloucester | Then, Saunder, sit there, the lyingest knave in Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind, thou mightst as well have known all our names as thus to name the several colours we do wear. Sight may distinguish of colours, but suddenly to nominate them all, it is impossible. My lords, Saint Alban here hath done a miracle; and would ye not think his cunning to be great, that could restore this cripple to his legs again? |
| Simpcox | O master, that you could! |
| Gloucester | My masters of Saint Alban’s, have you not beadles in your town, and things called whips? |
| Mayor | Yes, my lord, if it please your grace. |
| Gloucester | Then send for one presently. |
| Mayor | Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight. Exit an Attendant. |
| Gloucester | Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. Now, sirrah, if you mean to save yourself from whipping, leap me over this stool and run away. |
| Simpcox |
Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone:
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| Gloucester | Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. Sirrah beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool. |
| Beadle | I will, my lord. Come on, sirrah; off with your doublet quickly. |
| Simpcox | Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand. After the Beadle hath hit him once, he leaps over the stool and runs away; and they follow and cry, “A miracle!” |
| King | O God, seest Thou this, and bearest so long? |
| Queen | It made me laugh to see the villain run. |
| Gloucester | Follow the knave; and take this drab away. |
| Wife | Alas, sir, we did it for pure need. |
| Gloucester | Let them be whipped through every market-town, till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. Exeunt Wife, Beadle, Mayor, etc. |
| Cardinal | Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to-day. |
| Suffolk | True; made the lame to leap and fly away. |
| Gloucester |
But you have done more miracles than I;
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| Enter Buckingham. | |
| King | What tidings with our cousin Buckingham? |
| Buckingham |
Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold.
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| Cardinal |
Aside to Gloucester. And so, my lord protector, by this means
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| Gloucester |
Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart:
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| King |
O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones,
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| Queen |
Gloucester, see here the tainture of thy nest.
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| Gloucester |
Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal,
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| King |
Well, for this night we will repose us here:
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