ACT II - Scene IV The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Milan. The Duke’s palace.
| Enter Silvia, Valentine, Thurio, and Speed. | |
| Silvia | Servant! |
| Valentine | Mistress? |
| Speed | Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. |
| Valentine | Ay, boy, it’s for love. |
| Speed | Not of you. |
| Valentine | Of my mistress, then. |
| Speed | ’Twere good you knocked him. Exit. |
| Silvia | Servant, you are sad. |
| Valentine | Indeed, madam, I seem so. |
| Thurio | Seem you that you are not? |
| Valentine | Haply I do. |
| Thurio | So do counterfeits. |
| Valentine | So do you. |
| Thurio | What seem I that I am not? |
| Valentine | Wise. |
| Thurio | What instance of the contrary? |
| Valentine | Your folly. |
| Thurio | And how quote you my folly? |
| Valentine | I quote it in your jerkin. |
| Thurio | My jerkin is a doublet. |
| Valentine | Well, then, I’ll double your folly. |
| Thurio | How? |
| Silvia | What, angry, Sir Thurio! do you change colour? |
| Valentine | Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of chameleon. |
| Thurio | That hath more mind to feed on your blood than live in your air. |
| Valentine | You have said, sir. |
| Thurio | Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. |
| Valentine | I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin. |
| Silvia | A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. |
| Valentine | ’Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. |
| Silvia | Who is that, servant? |
| Valentine | Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire. Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship’s looks, and spends what he borrows kindly in your company. |
| Thurio | Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. |
| Valentine | I know it well, sir; you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers, for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. |
| Silvia | No more, gentlemen, no more: here comes my father. |
| Enter Duke. | |
| Duke |
Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset.
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| Valentine |
My lord, I will be thankful
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| Duke | Know ye Don Antonio, your countryman? |
| Valentine |
Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman
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| Duke | Hath he not a son? |
| Valentine |
Ay, my good lord; a son that well deserves
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| Duke | You know him well? |
| Valentine |
I know him as myself; for from our infancy
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| Duke |
Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good,
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| Valentine | Should I have wish’d a thing, it had been he. |
| Duke |
Welcome him then according to his worth.
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| Valentine |
This is the gentleman I told your ladyship
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| Silvia |
Belike that now she hath enfranchised them
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| Valentine | Nay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners still. |
| Silvia |
Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind,
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| Valentine | Why, lady, Love hath twenty pair of eyes. |
| Thurio | They say that Love hath not an eye at all. |
| Valentine |
To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself:
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| Silvia | Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman. |
| Enter Proteus. Exit Thurio. | |
| Valentine |
Welcome, dear Proteus! Mistress, I beseech you,
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| Silvia |
His worth is warrant for his welcome hither,
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| Valentine |
Mistress, it is: sweet lady, entertain him
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| Silvia | Too low a mistress for so high a servant. |
| Proteus |
Not so, sweet lady: but too mean a servant
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| Valentine |
Leave off discourse of disability:
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| Proteus | My duty will I boast of; nothing else. |
| Silvia |
And duty never yet did want his meed:
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| Proteus | I’ll die on him that says so but yourself. |
| Silvia | That you are welcome? |
| Proteus | That you are worthless. |
| Reenter Thurio. | |
| Thurio | Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. |
| Silvia |
I wait upon his pleasure. Come, Sir Thurio,
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| Proteus | We’ll both attend upon your ladyship. Exeunt Silvia and Thurio. |
| Valentine | Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came? |
| Proteus | Your friends are well and have them much commended. |
| Valentine | And how do yours? |
| Proteus | I left them all in health. |
| Valentine | How does your lady? and how thrives your love? |
| Proteus |
My tales of love were wont to weary you;
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| Valentine |
Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter’d now:
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| Proteus |
Enough; I read your fortune in your eye.
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| Valentine | Even she; and is she not a heavenly saint? |
| Proteus | No; but she is an earthly paragon. |
| Valentine | Call her divine. |
| Proteus | I will not flatter her. |
| Valentine | O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. |
| Proteus |
When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills,
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| Valentine |
Then speak the truth by her; if not divine,
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| Proteus | Except my mistress. |
| Valentine |
Sweet, except not any;
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| Proteus | Have I not reason to prefer mine own? |
| Valentine |
And I will help thee to prefer her too:
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| Proteus | Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? |
| Valentine |
Pardon me, Proteus: all I can is nothing
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| Proteus | Then let her alone. |
| Valentine |
Not for the world: why, man, she is mine own,
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| Proteus | But she loves you? |
| Valentine |
Ay, and we are betroth’d: nay, more, our marriage-hour,
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| Proteus |
Go on before; I shall inquire you forth:
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| Valentine | Will you make haste? |
| Proteus |
I will. Exit Valentine.
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