ACT I - Scene I Timon of Athens
Athens. A hall in Timon’s house.
| Enter Poet, Painter, Jeweller, Merchant, and others, at several doors. | |
| Poet | Good day, sir. |
| Painter | I am glad you’re well. |
| Poet | I have not seen you long: how goes the world? |
| Painter | It wears, sir, as it grows. |
| Poet |
Ay, that’s well known:
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| Painter | I know them both; th’ other’s a jeweller. |
| Merchant | O, ’tis a worthy lord. |
| Jeweller | Nay, that’s most fix’d. |
| Merchant |
A most incomparable man, breathed, as it were,
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| Jeweller | I have a jewel here— |
| Merchant | O, pray, let’s see’t: for the Lord Timon, sir? |
| Jeweller | If he will touch the estimate: but, for that— |
| Poet |
Reciting to himself. “When we for recompense have praised the vile,
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| Merchant | ’Tis a good form. Looking at the jewel. |
| Jeweller | And rich: here is a water, look ye. |
| Painter |
You are rapt, sir, in some work, some dedication
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| Poet |
A thing slipp’d idly from me.
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| Painter | A picture, sir. When comes your book forth? |
| Poet |
Upon the heels of my presentment, sir.
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| Painter | ’Tis a good piece. |
| Poet | So ’tis: this comes off well and excellent. |
| Painter | Indifferent. |
| Poet |
Admirable: how this grace
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| Painter |
It is a pretty mocking of the life.
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| Poet |
I will say of it,
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| Enter certain Senators, and pass over. | |
| Painter | How this lord is follow’d! |
| Poet | The senators of Athens: happy man! |
| Painter | Look, more! |
| Poet |
You see this confluence, this great flood of visitors.
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| Painter | How shall I understand you? |
| Poet |
I will unbolt to you.
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| Painter | I saw them speak together. |
| Poet |
Sir, I have upon a high and pleasant hill
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| Painter |
’Tis conceived to scope.
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| Poet |
Nay, sir, but hear me on.
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| Painter | Ay, marry, what of these? |
| Poet |
When Fortune in her shift and change of mood
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| Painter |
’Tis common:
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| Trumpets sound. Enter Lord Timon, addressing himself courteously to every suitor; a Messenger from Ventidius talking with him; Lucilius and other Servants following. | |
| Timon | Imprison’d is he, say you? |
| Messenger |
Ay, my good lord: five talents is his debt,
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| Timon |
Noble Ventidius! Well;
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| Messenger | Your lordship ever binds him. |
| Timon |
Commend me to him: I will send his ransom;
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| Messenger | All happiness to your honour! Exit. |
| Enter an Old Athenian. | |
| Old Athenian | Lord Timon, hear me speak. |
| Timon | Freely, good father. |
| Old Athenian | Thou hast a servant named Lucilius. |
| Timon | I have so: what of him? |
| Old Athenian | Most noble Timon, call the man before thee. |
| Timon | Attends he here, or no? Lucilius! |
| Lucilius | Here, at your lordship’s service. |
| Old Athenian |
This fellow here, Lord Timon, this thy creature,
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| Timon | Well; what further? |
| Old Athenian |
One only daughter have I, no kin else,
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| Timon | The man is honest. |
| Old Athenian |
Therefore he will be, Timon:
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| Timon | Does she love him? |
| Old Athenian |
She is young and apt:
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| Timon | To Lucilius. Love you the maid? |
| Lucilius | Ay, my good lord, and she accepts of it. |
| Old Athenian |
If in her marriage my consent be missing,
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| Timon |
How shall she be endow’d,
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| Old Athenian | Three talents on the present; in future, all. |
| Timon |
This gentleman of mine hath served me long:
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| Old Athenian |
Most noble lord,
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| Timon | My hand to thee; mine honour on my promise. |
| Lucilius |
Humbly I thank your lordship: never may
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| Poet | Vouchsafe my labour, and long live your lordship! |
| Timon |
I thank you; you shall hear from me anon:
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| Painter |
A piece of painting, which I do beseech
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| Timon |
Painting is welcome.
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| Painter | The gods preserve ye! |
| Timon |
Well fare you, gentleman: give me your hand;
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| Jeweller | What, my lord! dispraise? |
| Timon |
A more satiety of commendations.
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| Jeweller |
My lord, ’tis rated
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| Timon | Well mock’d. |
| Merchant |
No, my good lord; he speaks the common tongue,
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| Timon | Look, who comes here: will you be chid? |
| Enter Apemantus. | |
| Jeweller | We’ll bear, with your lordship. |
| Merchant | He’ll spare none. |
| Timon | Good morrow to thee, gentle Apemantus! |
| Apemantus |
Till I be gentle, stay thou for thy good morrow;
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| Timon | Why dost thou call them knaves? thou know’st them not. |
| Apemantus | Are they not Athenians? |
| Timon | Yes. |
| Apemantus | Then I repent not. |
| Jeweller | You know me, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | Thou know’st I do: I call’d thee by thy name. |
| Timon | Thou art proud, Apemantus. |
| Apemantus | Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon. |
| Timon | Whither art going? |
| Apemantus | To knock out an honest Athenian’s brains. |
| Timon | That’s a deed thou’lt die for. |
| Apemantus | Right, if doing nothing be death by the law. |
| Timon | How likest thou this picture, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | The best, for the innocence. |
| Timon | Wrought he not well that painted it? |
| Apemantus | He wrought better that made the painter; and yet he’s but a filthy piece of work. |
| Painter | You’re a dog. |
| Apemantus | Thy mother’s of my generation: what’s she, if I be a dog? |
| Timon | Wilt dine with me, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | No; I eat not lords. |
| Timon | An thou shouldst, thou’ldst anger ladies. |
| Apemantus | O, they eat lords; so they come by great bellies. |
| Timon | That’s a lascivious apprehension. |
| Apemantus | So thou apprehendest it: take it for thy labour. |
| Timon | How dost thou like this jewel, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | Not so well as plain-dealing, which will not cost a man a doit. |
| Timon | What dost thou think ’tis worth? |
| Apemantus | Not worth my thinking. How now, poet! |
| Poet | How now, philosopher! |
| Apemantus | Thou liest. |
| Poet | Art not one? |
| Apemantus | Yes. |
| Poet | Then I lie not. |
| Apemantus | Art not a poet? |
| Poet | Yes. |
| Apemantus | Then thou liest: look in thy last work, where thou hast feigned him a worthy fellow. |
| Poet | That’s not feigned; he is so. |
| Apemantus | Yes, he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy labour: he that loves to be flattered is worthy o’ the flatterer. Heavens, that I were a lord! |
| Timon | What wouldst do then, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | E’en as Apemantus does now; hate a lord with my heart. |
| Timon | What, thyself? |
| Apemantus | Ay. |
| Timon | Wherefore? |
| Apemantus | That I had no angry wit to be a lord. Art not thou a merchant? |
| Merchant | Ay, Apemantus. |
| Apemantus | Traffic confound thee, if the gods will not! |
| Merchant | If traffic do it, the gods do it. |
| Apemantus | Traffic’s thy god; and thy god confound thee! |
| Trumpet sounds. Enter a Messenger. | |
| Timon | What trumpet’s that? |
| Messenger |
’Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty horse,
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| Timon |
Pray, entertain them; give them guide to us. Exeunt some Attendants.
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| Enter Alcibiades, with the rest. | |
| Most welcome, sir! | |
| Apemantus |
So, so, there!
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| Alcibiades |
Sir, you have saved my longing, and I feed
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| Timon |
Right welcome, sir!
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| Enter two Lords. | |
| First Lord | What time o’ day is’t, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | Time to be honest. |
| First Lord | That time serves still. |
| Apemantus | The more accursed thou, that still omitt’st it. |
| Second Lord | Thou art going to Lord Timon’s feast? |
| Apemantus | Ay, to see meat fill knaves and wine heat fools. |
| Second Lord | Fare thee well, fare thee well. |
| Apemantus | Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice. |
| Second Lord | Why, Apemantus? |
| Apemantus | Shouldst have kept one to thyself, for I mean to give thee none. |
| First Lord | Hang thyself! |
| Apemantus | No, I will do nothing at thy bidding: make thy requests to thy friend. |
| Second Lord | Away, unpeaceable dog, or I’ll spurn thee hence! |
| Apemantus | I will fly, like a dog, the heels o’ the ass. Exit. |
| First Lord |
He’s opposite to humanity. Come, shall we in,
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| Second Lord |
He pours it out; Plutus, the god of gold,
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| First Lord |
The noblest mind he carries
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| Second Lord | Long may he live in fortunes! Shall we in? |
| First Lord | I’ll keep you company. Exeunt. |